The Joe Schmo Show2003

Matt Kennedy Gould:
Um... you know, I just have to say while everyone's quiet, like, you know, I was gonna say this anyway when I thought you were all who you said you were. Um... You know, I went... I went to a basketball game... you know, I was having a hard time. [Matt chokes up] And I went to a game, you know, in a bad neighborhood at home. And, you know, I just... I walked in there, and there was the casting director, you know, saying, "You wanna be on a reality TV show?" You know? And, like, of course, you all know me. I don't know you, but you know me. I'm a ham. So of course, you know, I got on the camera that day and I messed around and just have fun. And then the whirlwind began. And, um... you know, what it is... what the most amazing thing about it all is is that there's... [Matt weeps]... there's people out there... you know, people who saw things in me that sometimes I can't in myself, you know?

Ralph Garman:
We all saw it. We all saw it, Matt. We all saw it. You're a hell of a guy. We love you, man. We love you. [Kristen hugs Matt]

Matt Kennedy Gould:
[weeping] It's just so amazing, man. It's just so amazing. And I feel bad if I did anything to hurt anyone...

All:
No!

Matt Kennedy Gould:
I couldn't f***in' believe The Hutch won, man. [Everyone laughs] I couldn't. I tried... I tried to be gracious about it. But I thought, this a**hole, after everything, he won? Are you kidding me? I'm cool as Hell.