The Kids in the Hall1988

Fran:
Gordon, what are you doing up, hon? It's after two o'clock in the morning.

Gordon:
It's that salty bloody ham!

Fran:
The ham we had at dinner?

Gordon:
Yes! Was there another ham?

Fran:
You didn't like it...

Gordon:
No, I didn't like the ham, dear. It was a little bit salty, thanks.

Fran:
Well, you certainly wolfed enough of it down.

Gordon:
I didn't wolf it down. A man works all day, he expects a normal ham meal, not Goddamn bastard brine!

Fran:
I don't know what could have gone wrong...

Gordon:
Well, SOMETHING did!

Fran:
I didn't do anything different... I went down to Deatrix and picked myself up a choice six pound Virginia ham.

Gordon:
Did you drop it in SALT on the way home, perhaps?