The Kids in the Hall1988

Silvee:
What's wrong, my Michelle?

Michelle:
Oh, Silvee, I can't stop thinking about Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday.

Silvee:
Oh, Michelle.

Michelle:
Hmmm?

Silvee:
You have to stop lying awake wondering about Tony, wondering where he is, who he could be with, what he's thinking, if he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return one day.

Michelle:
Oh.

Silvee, Michelle:
[Man enters] What?

Man:
Upstairs we are having a fabulous party, but we've run out of wine. So I am forced to borrow a bottle of yours. My God, it stinks in here! It stinks of stupid women wondering about Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return someday.