The L Word2004

Bette:
[Bette and Tina are talking on the phone] And you know who's responsible for this? Your buddy Helena Peabody. The woman is a f***ing dragon and she's making my life a living hell. [Tina doesn't respond. Instead, she looks around impatiently, no longer looking interested in the call] Oh, please tell me you're not sleeping with her, Tina.

Tina:
[frustrated] Bette.

Bette:
Are you sleeping with her? Are you f***ing sleeping with her?

Tina:
It's none of your f***ing business.

Bette:
Don't do it, Tina, that woman will eat you alive. She is a vampire.

Tina:
Yeah, and a dragon.

Bette:
That's right. She is a monster. However you wanna categorize it, she likes to f*** with people for sport and...