The LeBrons2011

[first lines]

Kid:
[he and Condor are riding bikes down the street] Hey C, we're homies, right?

Condor:
You know it.

Kid:
So if you heard that I die, won't you just get a next meal?

Condor:
Before after lunch.

Kid:
After?

Condor:
Uh, Kid, I gotta be honest with you. I'll eat my dinner in probably your portion too.

Kid:
That's good to know.

Condor:
Hey, look, I love you like a brother, but I get mad cranky when I don't eat.

[Condor holds his stomach as a dog growl is heard offscreen]

Condor:
If that, I feel a little cranky right now.

[an angry pitbull is barking offscreen and Condor turns. The pitbull comes onscreen looking angry and chases after Kid and Condor]

Kid:
Ray Johnson's pitbull! Oh, he hates me!

Condor:
Don't take it personally, Kid. I'm pretty sure the dog gets everybody!