The LeBrons2011

Condor:
[Kid slams the door on Condor's leg after they escape the pitbull] My leg! Ray Johnson's dog ate my leg!

Kid:
Chill, si. I think we just slammed it in the door.

Condor:
[sigh] Wait, that's kinda bad, too.

Business:
Hey. How 'bout you boys take that someplace else? Can't you see I'm deliberating? [Business is dating a beautiful woman named Bran. Kid and Condor stare at Bran in surprise]

Bran:
You boys have the scent of sweat, fear, and... [sniffs on the kids]... desperation.

Condor:
[smells his armpit] Oh, that has a smell?

Business:
Sure reason to fray this business. We're stringing a jize about to start my own line of collone. You know... like "diddy difitty."

Condor:
'Kay, my dear. You call it, notorious B-I-Z.

Business:
Hush up, boy. What are you two running from?

Kid:
Ray Johnson's dog.

Business:
Again? I think Bran and I need to parlay.