The LeBrons2011

Condor:
[he and Kid escape the pitbull again and his leg is slammed in the door] That's gettin' older, son.

Kid:
That dog's crazy! He acts like our own money!

Business:
Boys, let me introduce you to the solution for Johnson's dog.

Otis the Lion:
What's happening, boys? [the kids gasp in fear and Condor opens the door only to dive into the pitbull's mouth. Otis talks to the pitbull] Spit that kid out. He's mine.

Pitbull:
[spits Condor out] Kid's all yours. Plus it tastes like desperation.

Condor:
Really? You can taste it?

Otis the Lion:
You think you're all that?

Pitbull:
[scared] Uh, I was just playing.

Otis the Lion:
How 'bout I'll rip out your head and play ball with it?

Pitbull:
Hey, it's gotta be like that?

Otis the Lion:
Nothing personal.

Pitbull:
[turns around] Oh, that's relief. [turns back and points at the left] Oh look! Baby gazelle! [runs off. Kid, Condor and Business look at what the pitbull pointed at]

Kid:
I don't see anything.

[the pitbull is running down the street and barking]

Otis the Lion:
[stares at the putbull, putting sunglasses on] Why do they always run?