The LeBrons2011

Wise:
I'm all full of shifferuss-ness.

Kid:
Pops?

Wise:
It wasn't me! Are you trying to give me a heart attack, boy?

Kid:
[whispering to Wise's ear] You wanna take Gloria out for an ice cream or something?

Wise:
I don't need no child to tell me how to treat a woman. Shood. Well, I was a lady's man way before I was fighting the war. Oh was, hee hee, you want me to run into ferric. You like that, baby girl?

Kid:
[whispering] Shh! Keep it down!

Wise:
Hm. Back in my time, a man would have to be married with three children before he can see so much snap. Oooooh-woo!

Business:
Kid's like ignoring what child is there.

Kid:
Biz?

Business:
Ladies, please excuse me while I converse with this young ball at the D.

[the girls walks away, but one of them approaches Kid]

Girl:
Aw, ain't you just the cutest thing?

Kid:
Awww!

[to Business]

Kid:
If you were my age, what would you do to get the finest girl in town?

Business:
Your age, my age, Pops' stone age. It's all the same. If you miss an opportunity to impress a girl you love, you will always regret it.

Girls:
Hi, Biz!

Business:
Hello, ladies.

Kid:
So, how can I impress her?

Business:
When like a man with skills and courage, I don't see anybody jumping off that high dive.

[Kid looks at a very tall diving board called a high dive]

Girl:
[standing at the high dive] Hi, Biz.

Kid:
[gulp]