The LeBrons2011

[Kid is climbing on the high dive very nervous]

Kid:
[in a woman voice] Wow, Kid, I can't believe you go from that high up. You're so brave. Maybe we can go to a movie sometime. [in a deep man voice] Shut up, baby. Drink some popcorn on them. [a flock of geese flies by, making Kid feel cold]

Condor:
What's he doing up on a high dive?

Erik:
That's a high dive? I thought it was a cellphone tower.

Business:
He's showing his courage.

Wise:
I think I see his courage running down his leg.

Business:
Don't baby him, pops. He's old enough to stand up on his own. [Cut to a flashback with Kid at the hospital wearing a body cast, where he sucks soda from a straw while a song plays. Back in reality, Business's phone rings. He answers it] Oh, hiyo, Mr. Takuhashi.

[Kid is standing on the diving board. He closes his eyes]

Kid:
[praying] If I make this... I'm gonna do all of my homework. [opens one eye and stares down the very low swimming pool] Iiiiiiiiiiiiis thaaaaaaaaaaaat coooooouuuuuuraaaaaage? [dives off the board and falls down with all his might]

Li:
No. [Business and Wise are swimming in the pool]

Wise:
Don't worry, Kid! I'm coming to get you!

Business:
I got you now.

[Kid opens his eyes and screams as he falls. He waves his arms and legs and finally hits the pool. He sinks into the water. Li dives to the pool and saves him from drowning]

Kid:
[Li looks at his eyes after saving him] Did... did you just save me?

Li:
Are you okay?

Yugi:
[pushes Li away] Stand aside, little one. This kid needs lip to mine.

[leans closer to Kid's face]

Kid:
*NOOOOOOOOO*!

[Yugi gives him a huge sloppy kiss]