The League of Gentlemen1999

Joseph Lisgoe:
Right, you two, this is the last chance saloon. How much money did you pair of clowns collect last week?

Barry Baggs:
Err...

Joseph Lisgoe:
Six pound! Six bloody pound. And you only found that because it were down the back of a sofa you brung in.

Barry Baggs:
Is there any sandwiches?

[Lisgoe throws something at him]

Glenn Baggs:
Sorry, Mr. Lisgoe, we...

Joseph Lisgoe:
I know what it is. You're as soft as bloddy shite. So we're going to have a bit of retraining or you're out on your arses. You, Fatty Arbuckle.

Barry Baggs:
I'm not fat, I'm large.

Joseph Lisgoe:
Right, here's thirty quid.

Barry Baggs:
Ooh, thanks Mr. Lisgoe I'll get some pop. You want owt Glenn?