The League of Gentlemen1999

Dr Ira Carlton:
Come in. [Mrs Beasly enters] Sit down as usual. Now, what *seems* to be the problem?

Gina Beasley:
I've been having these bad headaches for months now. And I think there's something seriously wrong.

Dr Ira Carlton:
I'll be the judge of that if you don't mind! I'm going to subscribe you some tablets, they're called Paracetemol, you take two at the first sign of the pain recurring. Now go out will you?

Gina Beasley:
Actually, Dr. Carlton, I've tried Paracetemol and they don't seem to work.

Dr Ira Carlton:
You see, once again you are crossing the line. And I don't like it one bit. Are you tidy?

Gina Beasley:
I try to be.

Dr Ira Carlton:
Methodical.

Gina Beasley:
Yes.

Dr Ira Carlton:
[pause] Which means you are obsessional, a trait often subscribed to hypercondriacts. And on that note we'll end, come and see me again in twenty two weeks. Now go out will you? [she is about to speak up] GO OUT WILL YOU?

Gina Beasley:
[bursts into tears]