The League of Gentlemen

     

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The League of Gentlemen is a British comedy television series that premiered on BBC Two in 1999. The show is set in Royston Vasey, a fictional town in Northern England, originally based on Alston, Cumbria and follows the lives of bizarre characters,… more »


Lance Longthorne:
Stag night coming up? I've got just the thing for you. I've got just the thing. Spread this powder on the groom's undies night before the wedding, gives him crabs! Bleeding crabs eggs, they hatch overnight, groom's standing at the altar, wife beside him, can't stop thinking about scracthing himself because he's got bleedin'crabs. Four pound fifty.

work man:
What?

Lance Longthorne:
All right, four pound.

work man:
No, I'm lookin for something more... specific.

Lance Longthorne:
Oh. Ok, how about this? Hot sweets, give them to the groom before he makes his speech.

Road man:
Hot sweets, eh? What's in them, pepper?

Lance Longthorne:
Potassium. Burn his tongue and roof of his mouth off, never talk again!

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