The League of Gentlemen

The League of Gentlemen1999

The League of Gentlemen is a British comedy television series that premiered on BBC Two in 1999. The show is set in Royston Vasey, a fictional town in Northern England, originally based on Alston, Cumbria and follows the lives of bizarre characters,… more »



Val:
[reading the house rules about scissors] Black for paper, chrome for string, the blue ones from this hook do swing. We keep them clean, don't be mistaken for kitchen jobs like trimming bacon.

Benjamin:
Well, that's fine. I need to meet Martin...

Val Denton:
Then there's the towels. White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair...

[Harvey enters]

Harvey Denton:
...you'll find the red for pubic hair.

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