The League of Gentlemen1999

Geoff Tipps:
Now, just think what the end is. And go back.

Brian Morgan:
There's an English man...

Geoff Tipps:
Fruit.

Brian Morgan:
What?

Geoff Tipps:
It's the fruit.

Brian Morgan:
[realising] Oh yeah!

Geoff Tipps:
He remembers it now.

Brian Morgan:
English man, Irish man, scotchman. They get captured by the cannibals and they have to go out into the jungle and pick ten pieces of fruit. So they come back and the chief says, "So Englishman..."

Geoff Tipps:
Do the voice!

Brian Morgan:
[in voice] "So English man, now you must choose between death or Mau Mau." and the english man says "We English will not bow to you savages, I choose Mau Mau." so they grab him and stick the ten pieces of fruit up his arse...

Geoff Tipps:
And what did he pick?

Brian Morgan:
Oh, the englishman picked cherries.

Geoff Tipps:
[cracking up] Ha ha! Cherries. Imagine that Mike, tnen cherries sticking up your arse, Cherries are only really small though aren't they? [pause] Go on Brian.

Brian Morgan:
Right, so the chief turns to the scotchman and says "Death or Mau Mau" and... oh. What's the scotsman's fruit Geoff, it it bananas?

Geoff Tipps:
No it's smaller then that. Just a sec.

Brian Morgan:
Well let's just sa...

Geoff Tipps:
It's too big! It spoils the next one.

Brian Morgan:
Apples.

Geoff Tipps:
No.

Mike Harris:
Strawberries?

Geoff Tipps:
What, in the jungle?