The League2009/I

Pete:
You don't ever think about divorce?

Ruxin:
I've thought about it, but I'd never do it.

Pete:
Why, do you have a moral stipulation...?

Ruxin:
Nah. If Sophia and I split up, 50% of my time, I would have to spend 100% of my time with my kid. Right now, I'm rocking, like, 50% coverage 30% of my time. You cannot beat those numbers. Also, if we got a divorce, she would get half of my money, making me ostensibly poor, yet still paying her to just get pounded by other dudes, which will happen, because she is still smoking hot, whereas I look like a Nazi propaganda cartoon of a Jew.

Pete:
Wow, you have crunched the numbers on this one, my friend.