The League2009/I

Taco:
It's your birthday today, what could that mean, I guess I'll try to explain, that five years ago on this day it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.??And 9 months before that magical day, your dad prolly took your mom out on a date, and they were having a good time.??Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday.??And when they got home they were horny as hell and your dad threw your mom down on the bed, and he tore her panties off and his wee wee was hard as a rock.??And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head, but your dad also wanted to give your mom head, so they formed a 69 and your mom came atleast 3 times.??And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom that he forgot to put a condom on...