The Legend of Neil

     

The Legend of Neil2008

The Legend of Neil is a comedy web series distributed by Comedy Central's partner Atom.com and is a parody of the Nintendo game The Legend of Zelda. Sandeep Parikh of The Guild fame directs the series. Tony Janning writes for the series, and acts as… more »


Old Man:
From the fiery flames of Elderath, I summon the mighty sword of Shedorath, son of the late great Zinzobar- go ahead, open the box... there ya go- son of the late great Zinzobar, son of the not-so-great Manzobar... he's kind of a douchebag.

Neil:
[poking himself with the dull sword] This thing's a piece of crap.

Old Man:
Hey, f*** you! That "crap" is free, I made it! Alright? Ungrateful sh*t... I'm out of here. Poof! Poof? Uh oh, I was supposed to disappear there, like in a magical- never mind. Goodbye.

[leaves]

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