The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis1959

Maynard G. Krebs:
You gotta save me, good buddy! I mean, when I meet a chick face-to-face, I get cold feet clear up to my skull!

Dobie Gillis:
Maynard, you'll have to get used to girls sooner or later!

Maynard G. Krebs:
How's about later, when I'm, like, too old to care?

Dobie Gillis:
Maynard. Girls aren't gonna hurt you!

Maynard G. Krebs:
Oh, no? They let you spend money on 'em, they take away all the seats on the bus, and they giggle about you in the girls' locker room! Ohhhh, no; I'm steering clear of foreign entanglements!

[Venice enters]

Venice West:
Sabrina-chick! I've been burrowing through all the record stores, and they are square, girl! Just square! Strictly Nowheresville!

Maynard G. Krebs:
"Nowheresville?"

Venice West:
Like, way out in Stick City, man! WAY out!

Maynard G. Krebs:
Ooh, I hear my people calling!

[Venice and Maynard walk over to each other]

Venice West:
You in-in, Daddy-O?

Maynard G. Krebs:
The innest, girl!

Venice West:
Who ya dig on the horn?

Maynard G. Krebs:
Dizzy Gillespie, who else?

Venice West:
On the 88's?

Maynard G. Krebs:
Thelonious Monk, natch!

Venice West:
Like, cool!

Maynard G. Krebs:
Like, cool!

Venice West:
Like, hi!

Maynard G. Krebs:
Like, hi!

[They embrace and sit at the park bench together]

Dobie Gillis:
Like, that's the strangest mating call I've ever heard!