The Maxx1995

The Maxx:
[observing a mugging in progress] The skinny one's Tito, the big one's Fridge. They beat people up, take their money, kill them sometimes. The cab driver gets a third. One woman got away by running three blocks on a broken foot.

[Fridge grabs the woman. Her purse falls and spills out. A penny rolls away down the alley to the Maxx's box]

The Maxx:
Sometimes it's luck that saves them. Sometimes it's fate.

Tito:
[spots the coin, goes after it] Hey, Fridge, here's another one. You ever seen anybody with so much change in their purse, huh, Fridge? I, I say, you ever seen anyody with...

[the Maxx's claw stabs down on the penny]

Tito:
Wha- who are you?

[the Maxx pulls Tito into the box and, with several blows, punches him out, leaving Tito's scarf trailing out of the box. Fridge, noticing Tito's uncharacteristic silence, sees the scarf, and comes down the alley to investigate]

The Maxx:
Yeah, usually it's fate. But sometimes...

[Maxx's claw comes down hard on the scarf]

The Maxx:
It's *ME*!

Police Officer:
Yes, and sometimes it's us. All right, everybody freeze!

The Maxx:
Damn, I was talking out loud again.