The Mighty Boosh2003

[Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]

Vince Noir:
You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you.

Naboo:
All right, calm down.

[he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]

Naboo:
This is Liquid Music. It'll turn you into musical geniuses.

Howard Moon:
What is this?

Naboo:
It's the tears of Mozart...

[they both drink it down]

Naboo:
...mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler.

[Howard and Vince make a face]

Howard Moon:
How long does it last?

Naboo:
Three hours. Quick, run! Play like you've never played before!

[they leave fast]

Bollo:
You are truly wise, Naboo. Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal?

Naboo:
I doubt it - that was just Lucozade.