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The Monkees are an American rock and pop band originally active between 1966 and 1971, with reunion albums and tours in the decades that followed. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1965 by Bob Rafelson and Bert Schneider for the American television… more »



[Mike exacts revenge on the DJ-61 interviewing computer:
]

DJ-69:
What is your name?

Mike:
[rushing the machine] Nesmith! What's yours?

DJ-69:
What?

Mike:
Thank you, Mr. What. And what's your first name?

DJ-69:
It's not 'What'.

Mike:
Mr. Notwhat What. And what is your occupation?

DJ-69:
Name is not 'Notwhat'! I am computer DJ-61!

Mike:
Oh, you're a DJ! Look, I'll bet you've got a great record collection. [computer starts to overload] Now tell me about your mother and father.

DJ-69:
My mother was a duplicating machine...

Mike:
Sex?

[smoke and disturbing noises issue from DJ-61]

Mike:
Oh, I'll bet you're a real swinger when you're turned on. [low groan] Dirty old man...

DJ-69:
Wait! I am not programmed for these questions!

Mike:
Oh, you want a different program? Well, let - Okay, um...

[starts stabbing buttons at random. DJ-61 crashes amid smoke, flying punched cards, and a shower of sparks]

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