The Monkees1966

Davy:
[Mickey and Davy are up on the roof dressed as Father Christmas and his teeny tiny helper] Ok Micky, Micky, down you go.

Micky:
Why don't you go down first? You're my helper.

Davy:
No, listen, the kid can't see me first, he's gotta see you, you're Father Christmas.

Micky:
Why don't you go down half way, tell me what it's like, come back here and tell me.

Micky:
How come I'm all clean and you're all dirty?

Davy:
Don't you mean how come you're all dirty and I'm all clean?

Micky:
Yeah!

Davy:
Well, you see, you're always on about me, being little teeny tiny weeny little David, you see...

Micky:
Hey, hey.

Davy:
So I figured, I'd come down the middle of the chimney and avoid the sides, you see.

Micky:
Oh, right! [blows a handful of soot in Davy's face]

Davy:
That's charming.