The Monkees1966

Davy:
[realizing they're filming the same episode they deserted before] Jim, what is this? The secret apple?

Mike:
We just got back, we wanted to get away from this.

Micky:
And it's the same thing!

Peter:
[holding up the prop gun held by Art Lewis] And what's with this? What's with this? Violence on the show? Every time we turn around somebody's got a gun!

Director:
[motioning to Art Lewis] Will you listen to me? He doesn't have a mustache, he's not using an accent, and it's not the microfilm, it's the secret apple.

Davy:
Yeah, and when's the short guy gonna come in? It's the same one every week.

Micky:
Same show!

Mike:
Man, it's terrible.

Davy:
The same story and they change it around.

Micky:
[to the viewer] We'll see you next week, kids.

Mike:
[apologetically] Yeah, we'll think of something by then.

Davy:
[apologetically] Hey, it's a drag.

Director:
[as the boys sadly walk off the set] Uh, okay, let's come in for a closeup on the monkey.