The Nanny1993

Brighton Sheffield:
[Maggie is playing piano off-key with wrong notes; Niles is spray-cleaning; Fran is reading Tres Chic as Grace entertains herself with checkers and Brighton reads, but then throws magazine to couch and rushes to Fran, hands over his ears] Alright, alright, I confess - just make her stop playing; it's torture!

Fran Fine:
[shakes head] You don't know what torture is. MY sister played the zither. Once my ears actually bled.

Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield:
My teacher says I have nimble fingers.

Niles:
You know, sign language is an excellent hobby.

Grace Sheffield:
[to no one] Okay, I'll do it myself.

Brighton Sheffield:
[theatrically] Submitted for your approval: A girl who has a friend that isn't there. An imaginary friend, here in The Gracie Zone.

Fran Fine:
Give her a break. She's only 6! When she invites and imaginary guy to the prom, we'll start worrying.

Grace Sheffield:
I win! You want to go play hide-and-go-seek? Okay, you hide. [covers her eyes; almost immediately uncovers them] Where did she go? She IS good!