The Nanny1993

Maxwell Sheffield:
Miss Fine, where's Jocelyn? It's time to give her away.

Fran Fine:
Too late, she's already gone.

[Maxwell opens the door to see Jocelyn kissing Lester. Maxwell closes the door and goes back out to speak to Fran]

Maxwell Sheffield:
My God, what did you do?

Fran Fine:
I didn't say anything to her!

Maxwell Sheffield:
Did you speak to Lester?

Fran Fine:
Oh, I talked to a million people today. You think I remember every Tom, Dick, and Harry?

[Fran goes to the living room where the wedding ceremony is supposed to take place]

Kenny Keroucan:
[to the seated crowd] Uh... Ladies and gentleman. We're experiencing a little technical difficulties. So for your pre-nuptial enjoyment, the comic stylings of Mr. Kenny Keroucan.

Kenny Keroucan:
[confused] Huh?

Kenny Keroucan:
[after Fran quickly urges Kenny to perform his stand-up routine] So... How many of you been bar mitzvahed?

[Nigel follows Fran to the hall, where Maxwell is still waiting]

Nigel Waters:
What's happened?

Maxwell Sheffield:
Ah, Nigel. Uh...

Nigel Waters:
Jocelyn? Is she all right?

[Nigel is about to open the door to the room where Jocelyn is]

Fran Fine:
[excitedly] Don't go in there.

Nigel Waters:
Why not?

Fran Fine:
Uh... It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?

Nigel Waters:
[after Nigel opens the door and sees Jocelyn kissing Lester, Nigel slams the door closed behind him] I'll say.