The New Adventures of China Smith1954

China Smith:
As I started to say, Maggie, I'd love workin' for you - or the other chap - but I don't work both sides of the street at once.

Maggie:
I no longer believe in fairy tales, Mr. Smith. Neither the one about Santa Claus nor the one about honor among thieves.

China Smith:
After a long, hard life, I've found them both to be true.

Maggie:
I'll match what this man offers to pay you, so you'll collect twice. Is it a deal?

China Smith:
No deal... and it must be shocking to find out there *is* a Santa Claus.