The New Batman Adventures

Harley Quinn:
You know, for what it's worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin' sweetheart.

Batman:
You, and the Joker?

Harley Quinn:
Right-a-rooney.

[Batman laughs]

Harley Quinn:
I've never seen you laugh before! I don't think I like it!

[Batman laughs even harder]

Harley Quinn:
Cut it out! You're giving me the creeps!

Batman:
You little fool. The Joker doesn't love anything except himself. Wake up, Harleen. He had you pegged for hired help the minute you walked into Arkham.

Harley Quinn:
That's not - no. NO! He told me things, secret things that he never told anyone!

Batman:
Was it his line about the abusive father? Or the one about the runaway mom. He's gained a lot of sympathy with that one.

Harley Quinn:
Stop it! You're making me confused!

Batman:
What was it he told that one parole officer... Oh yeah, "There was only one time I ever saw Dad really happy. He took me to the Ice Show when I was seven."

Harley Quinn:
[softly] Circus... He said it was the Circus.

Batman:
He's got a million of them, Harley.

Harley Quinn:
[wiping away her tears] YOU'RE WRONG! MY PUDDIN' DOES LOVE ME! HE DOES! You're the problem! And now you're gonna die and make everything right!