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The New Statesman is a British sitcom made in the late 1980s and early 1990s satirising the United Kingdom's Conservative Party Government of the period. It was written by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran at the request of, and as a starring vehicle … more »


Alan's Mother:
Dinner went rather well, I thought.

Alan B'Stard:
Rather well? You poured an entire bottle of champagne down Fergie's cleavage!

Alan's Mother:
There was room for it.

Alan B'Stard:
And then you started to cut your toenails with the *grape* scissors!

Alan's Mother:
Do you think anybody noticed?

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