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The New Statesman is a British sitcom made in the late 1980s and early 1990s satirising the United Kingdom's Conservative Party Government of the period. It was written by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran at the request of, and as a starring vehicle … more »


Judge:
[Banging his gavel] Silence in court! [Looks up from his papers and sees Piers trying unsuccessfully to sneak in] Mr. Fletcher-Dervish, I presume?

Piers Fletcher-Dervish:
[Nervously] I pray the court's indulgence, my lord. My train was hijacked by irate commuters and I was taken to Cop Foster's against my will. Have I missed much?

Judge:
Not as much as you're going to miss. I fine you one thousand guineas for contempt of court. Well, I think this is a suitable place to adjourn proceedings for this afternoon, as I have tickets for the lady's semi-finals at Wimbledon. Usher, the pictures please. [Takes a look at the pictures, gets a big smile on his face, and quickly puts the papers away]

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