The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
But of course maybe I like Ralphie's acting in this because he barely gets a f***ing line. Practically ninety percent of his dialogue is the voice-over narration... and it never shuts up.

Narrator:
The Old Man maintained his well-deserved status... The Old Man lived for the thrill of the hunt... The Old Man's scheme was always the same... The Old Man remained positive in his encouragement... The Old Man was a veritable cliche repository... As The Old Man would say...

Nostalgia Critic:
[Screaming] Why don't you just marry the f***ing Old Man! Jesus Christ! The audio book has less narration than this! We don't need every moment of life explained to us, guy!

Narrator:
Then I opened the fridge. I look confused because I heard a strange voice. Then I closed the fridge because if not the cold would get out. I then drank my soda and began walking back. I started with the left foot, then proceeded with the right foot, then proceeded with the left foot... then proceeded with the right foot.