The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
The narrator is voiced by the writer of this sh*t stain, and though doing a decent mimic of the original author, his shaky voice sounds like he's saying these lines with a gun to his head.

Narrator:
Randy was a fledgling Buck Rogers fanatic, who had his own way of braving life's little conflicts in this world or any other.

[the Critic is then seen reading from a script, shaking in fear]

Nostalgia Critic:
[imitating narrator] They forced me to write this or they'd take away my other testicle!

[gun is heard clicking]

Nostalgia Critic:
I mean, "It was a beautiful day in Indiana..."