The Nostalgia Critic2007

Princess Sarah:
[Sarah and Katie share a tender, sisterly moment] I will always look after thee. [Sarah strokes Katie's hair as Critic pants like a dog and leans closer to the screen]

Nostalgia Critic:
[the scene fades; screams] NO! Go back! Go back! I wanna see them get it on! [the scene turns to King Arthur and Calvin] Son of a b*tch! We're right in the middle of hot medieval lesbianism, one of the few things I want to see before I die, and all of a sudden it cuts to these two putzes? I mean, come on! What kind of sexual eroticism can they possibly get on with those two?

Calvin:
Never swallow.

King Arthur:
Never swallow.

Nostalgia Critic:
[stares, then screams] Go back to the lesbians!