The Nostalgia Critic2007

Mara Wilson:
Hello, Critic.

Nostalgia Critic:
[surprised] Mara Wilson?

Mara Wilson:
I heard you've been saying some pretty nasty things about me.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh, hey, forget it, missy! You knew what you were doing back then as a kid! If you didn't want people like me making fun of your work, you wouldn't have chosen so many crappy movies. I don't care how old you were!

Mara Wilson:
So you think kids should be held accountable for what they film, no matter what their age?

Nostalgia Critic:
Damn right, sister!

Mara Wilson:
[smirks] Because I came across some interesting videos from a little town called Bothell, Washington.

Nostalgia Critic:
[suddenly nervous] Bothell, Washington?

Mara Wilson:
Yes, of a certain Internet critic who made movies when he was a young lad.

Nostalgia Critic:
You're bluffing. You don't really have those videos.

Mara Wilson:
Roll the film. [an old video of the Critic when he was younger is shown] Ah, isn't it wonderful? [shows off another video of the younger Critic]

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh my God, I thought I had these burned!