The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
In 1998, things started to take a turn for the worse. Siskel was checked into the hospital for treatment of a brain tumor. But did that stop the guy from reviewing films? F*** no! He actually did the reviews from his hospital bed with a picture posted like he was right there. Which was a little creepy, but it still showed he had balls. But hell, if there's a way to get something done, you just take that way to get it done. Isn't that right, Ma-Ti? [a still picture of Ma-Ti, which changes based on his mood, appears with the caption "Ma Ti Live from Beating Heart Hospital"]

Ma-Ti:
Oh, yes, Critic, just do your best and you will succeed.

Nostalgia Critic:
Yeah. That guy has balls, doesn't he?

Ma-Ti:
Yes, Critic, he certainly has strong, plentiful balls.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh, by the way, what the hell are you doing in the hospital?

Ma-Ti:
I'm having my balls removed.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh.

Ma-Ti:
I'm officially a p*ssy.

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, I don't know if that officially makes you a...

Ma-Ti:
P*ssy!