The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
It's true that their relationship was very hard to figure out. They claimed they never hung out outside of work, but the way they acted sometimes, you'd swear they were brothers fighting over a toy truck.

Gene Siskel:
It's Thriller Week on Siskel & Ebert at the Movies, and we've got three new...

Roger Ebert:
It's called AND the Movies, not AT the Movies.

Gene Siskel:
That's this week on Siskel... & Ebert... & the Movies. And the a**hole. And that's Roger.

Nostalgia Critic:
In fact, this video of them shooting a promo has gotten a ton of hits on YouTube just for that very reason.

Gene Siskel:
Roger is the only guy in the history to ever answer "Yes" to every question he's asked at McDonald's.

Nostalgia Critic:
But for as many insults each of them could take, they always dished back double the amount.

Roger Ebert:
When they saw Gene walking in with... a little kid behind the counter called for the manager and said, "Mr. Jones, can you come out here? You can understand Mr. Siskel, can't you?"

Nostalgia Critic:
But at least they could agree on one thing: they both f***ing hate Protestants.

Roger Ebert:
Goddamn Protestants. Biggest thing that happens for them on Sunday is a bake sale.

Gene Siskel:
No, they've got to decide what color yellow tie to f***in' buy.

[the Nostalgia Critic is shocked]

Roger Ebert:
That's right. The only f***ing religion that has the Reader's Digest as a prayer book.

Nostalgia Critic:
I would just like to point out that, um, not all critics are prejudiced against certain religions. I, for example, am only prejudiced against these: [the names of various religions quickly scroll by, ending with "Whatever religion the Oompa-Loompas practice"] Especially the middle one.