The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Stanley, how dare you destroy a great animator's career with your mere existence!

Stanley the Troll:
Oh but I didn't, Mr. Critic. I'm sharing all the good-good-goodness that comes from flowers, sunshine and animals that smile with their mouthes open.

Nostalgia Critic:
Yeah, but couldn't you make something with a little more intelligence and charm to it? I mean, this is so annoying.

Stanley the Troll:
But annoyance is part of my charm. I'm like that cute little puppy who barks alot, or a unicorn's horn shoved up your ass, or pancreatic cancer.

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, look, I'm just gonna hang up. Obviously I'm getting nowhere with you.