The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
I posted my list of reviews on April 21st. The Angry Video Game Nerd posted his review on April 22nd. That means he had to write the material, set up the shots, shoot the video, transfer it, edit it, and post it on his website, all in less than 24 HOURS. What kind of sick, jealous rage pushes a man to such limits? Well, let me tell you something: I will not be intimidated. In light of this rivalry, I've decided to push my review to next week, as opposed to two weeks later. And I am going to avoid your review like the plague, 'cause I don't want any of your video game nerdiness tampering with my views! So, I leave you, Angry Video Game Nerd, with this statement: I'M the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you... You hear me?... YOU don't have to! [gets up to leave, then leans back in] By the way, what'd ya say about Lucas, isn't that kid hilarious? Oh my God, I have so much fun writing jokes about... I hate you! [leaves]