The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[after he's kicked into a pile of boxes] Who keeps piles of boxes around? Honestly!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I like boxes!

Nostalgia Critic:
That's the f***est thing I ever heard, sh*t-mop.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Shitload of f***.

Nostalgia Critic:
F*** monkey.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I'm giving you both middle fingers... at full force!

Nostalgia Critic:
Cow-humping transvestite!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Fe-fi-fo-f*** you!

Nostalgia Critic:
Ass-blower!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Turdburglar! Robble-robble-robble!

Nostalgia Critic:
[mocking tone] Oh, look at me, I'm the Angry Video Game Nerd! [Both of them babble at each other incomprehensibly for a few seconds]

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Shuuuuuuuuut up! Shuuuuuuuuuuuut up! Shuuuuuuuuuut up!

Nostalgia Critic:
You f***y little f***less f***ing motherf***ing f***et of f***ing world!

Nostalgia Critic, The Angry Video Game Nerd:
F***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***!

Nostalgia Critic:
Cocknocker!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
...Jerk.

Nostalgia Critic:
[gasp] That's it!