The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
I love whores. I love everything about them. How willing they are to sell their souls for money, and how cheerful they can be in the process. Oh, I'm not talking about the people who sell their bodies. No, no, no. I'm talking about media whores. The people who create stories and ideas solely for the purpose of selling their products. In the late '80s, and especially the early '90s, there was no bigger brothel for media whores than Nintendo. Now, before you go nuts, I LOVE Nintendo. Who doesn't? It's like the greatest video game company in the world. But that doesn't mean they didn't sell out time after time when it came to their spin-off products, mostly in television and movie development. Time after time, Nintendo has put out horribly written and horribly executed shows and films that had no interest in actually entertaining the viewer, but rather just selling more Nintendo games and accessories.