The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[about Princess Lana] Like a lot of these shows, I got to ask again: Why the hell isn't she a queen? I mean, I know younger girls associate princesses with youth and beauty, but come on! If there's no one else there to rule, you're a goddamn queen! But just like a lot of other shows I've reviewed, they get to keep their cute little title because the king is still technically alive, but just not around. [the Critic creates a Random Plot Generator]

Nostalgia Critic:
[talking like Lana] I'm still a princess because my father's...

Random Plot Generator:
Lost. Dead. Drunk. Darth Vader. Insane. Stuck.

Nostalgia Critic:
[talking like Lana]... stuck... Yeah, that's it... in a...

Random Plot Generator:
Time warp. Black hole. Castle. Elevator. Parallel dimension.

Nostalgia Critic:
[talking like Lana]... parallel dimension... Ooh, that's rich... where he has no royal authority.

Random Plot Generator:
He just eats combos and farts.

Nostalgia Critic:
[talking like Lana] So I don't have to make any hard choices or take any responsibility...

Random Plot Generator:
Just bumming it.

Nostalgia Critic:
[talking like Lana]... because he's still technically king, and I just have to smile and wear pretty dresses.

Random Plot Generator:
Go me!

Nostalgia Critic:
[talking like Lana] Politics is FUN!