The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the Catwomen Anonymous meeting continues, in which the Catwomen blame Halle Berry for ruining Catwoman forever]

Group Counselor:
Eartha Kitt, I believe last week you were discussing how you felt like a Catman trapped in a Catwoman's body.

Eartha Kitt:
No! I agree with them! We should keep our focus on the p*ssy b*tch who stole all our chances to shine! If it wasn't for her, one of us could be the definitive Catwoman!

Sean Young:
...Aren't you dead?

Michelle Pfeiffer:
Kittkat is right! It's time for retaliation. We can't just sit here all day and listen to this halfwit psychic analysis.

Group Counselor:
Psycho.

Michelle Pfeiffer:
What did you call me?

Anne Hathaway:
The counselor's name-calling! This group is falling apart!

Sean Young:
We need to take action!

Anne Hathaway:
We will get a leading role!

Eartha Kitt:
Purring Rs, unite!

[the Catwomen raise their claws at the counselor and purr loudly at him]

Group Counselor:
Ladies, ladies! This is getting out of hand. Now the Catwoman movie is so despised that no one would ever write that character in a leading role. Okay? I doubt you could even get the lead in a Catwoman review.

Eartha Kitt:
The what?

Group Counselor:
The Catwoman review. The one coming out this week.

Michelle Pfeiffer:
By who?

[the group closes in on the counselor as the camera cuts to the Nostalgia Critic title sequence]