The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the Critic is completely weirded out by Patience's cat-like behavior]

Nostalgia Critic:
Movie, come on! This is a third grader's idea of what Catwoman should be, not paid writers and directors. No, I take it back. Third graders read comics, so even they would have a better understanding of what makes a better Catwoman than you! Julie Newmar would be telling you to calm down. Crazy cat ladies would be calling you crazy cat lady. Is this really, like, your best foot forward? Years and years of rewrites and fine tuning and this is honestly what you've come up with? We haven't even gotten into the dumbass costume yet and already I'm embarrassed for you! I'm embarrassed to look at you! It's like that kid that joins the football team even though he's like that big and you show your support anyway, but that turns out you shouldn't have because he's in the hospital with five fractured ribs and he's like, "Why'd you support me? Why'd you show your support?" and it's like I don't know. I saw a movie where a woman sniffed catnip and it f***ed me up! I mean really? Who would take being a Catwoman this ridiculously serious?