The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the Catwomen have tied the counselor to a chair, placed in front of a closed door with a tiger behind it, and then left to deal with the Nostalgia Critic]

Narrator:
How will the counselor get out of this one? Will he be the main course for our ferocious feline? [the counselor simply unties his ropes and gets up from his chair] Will he be ripped to shreds and left for tiger chow? Will his body be gnawed at until the gnawer can gnaw no more? Will he be next week's kitty litter? [the counselor casually leaves the office, goes to his car and drives off] Will tiger digestion be his new iPod playlist? Will he have to spend the rest of his life as a kitty kebab? Can the counselor stand being part of a gr-r-r-r-reat balanced breakfast? [cut to the counselor eating a burger at a fast food spot] Is there any escape from his delicious decadent doom? Tune in tomorrow! Same Bat-Time! Same Bat... Site!