The Nostalgia Critic2007

Phelous:
Yeah, it was pretty tough to sit through, but on the bright side, I didn't die in this episo...

[a gunshot is heard and Phelous falls to the side, dying]

Nostalgia Critic:
Sorry, I died like four times in this episode. I figured you deserved one. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remem...

[Phelous starts to speak an indecipherable language as he gets up briefly, summoning lightning before he dies. Nostalgia Critic stares at Phelous' body]

Pencil Sharpener Phelous:
Critic! I'm a pencil sharpener!

Nostalgia Critic:
Really? Y-You transferred your soul into a pencil sharpener?

Pencil Sharpener Phelous:
Yeah, my mind went blank, and all I could think of was pencil sharpener.

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, how's that working out for you?

Pencil Sharpener Phelous:
Not well, Critic! I'm a pencil sharpener!

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, I'm sure you can still get a lot of good vengeance with that.

Pencil Sharpener Phelous:
Oh, I can, Critic. I can.

Nostalgia Critic:
I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.

Pencil Sharpener Phelous:
You better watch your fingers around me, Critic. Because next time you sharpen a pencil, you could get a little cut. Pencil sharpener! Ha-ha-ha! And, um... uh... next time you sharpen a pencil, I'll take too much off it! Your pencil won't be the way you wanted it! Oh, I'll get you with that! And also, when you're sleeping, I'll slit your throat, 'cause I've got a blade on here. Actually, it's probably not sharp enough for that. I'll just stick with annoying you with dull pencils or... sharpen too much pencils. You can't avoid me forever, Critic. You're gonna need to come to your pencil sharpener when it's time to write your next script on the computer-Oh, damn it. Hey, uh, C-Critic? C-Can you stick your face in me just for a second? I-I just want to show you something. There's something really, uh, c-cool in here-I'M GONNA GET YOU! Aww, you're not really doing it. You can't fit your face in here, okay. Never mind.