The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[looking annoyed] Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to. Especially when you shouldn't have to. By God, is today's movie bad! It is one of the worst Christmas flicks you could possibly see! It's a wonderful little piece-of-sh*t bomb called "Christmas with the Kranks"! [shows clips of the movie] This is based on the John Grisham novel. [displays a cover of the book "The Firm" by John Grisham] Yes, that John Grisham. He was so good at making white people afraid of the justice system that I guess he decided to make white people afraid of Christmas, too. He succeeded, but in a way he probably didn't intend. It's mind-blowing how little this movie tries, how tired the writing is, how it doesn't attempt in any way to give us anything new! The jokes are years old, the acting is like something out of the '50s, its message is beyond half-assed and lazy, it's just friggin' horrendous!