The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[re: TV spot for "A Troll In Central Park"] Oh, god. You ever look at an ad for a movie and say, "Sh*t. I'm gonna have to look at this for a few months"?

Announcer:
Now, Don Bluth, the director of "An American Tail"...

Nostalgia Critic:
The director who gave us some of the greatest animated movies of all time says, "You know what? Maybe Barney was on to something."

Announcer:
"A Troll In Central Park". Now, you, too, can enjoy the wonder and enchantment of a friendship that grows and blossoms.

Nostalgia Critic:
[frustrated as he sees clips of Stanley the troll] God. I'm just waiting for Dirk the Daring to slice his head off, or the T-Rex from "Land Before Time" to devour him, or the owl from "Secret of NIMH" to peck his little face out! [a caption of what he says next covers the screen:] DON BLUTH UP THIS DON BLUTH FILM!