The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[criticizing Don Bluth's film "A Troll In Central Park"] I know what you're thinking, "Aren't I being a little too hard on an animation legend?" Well, if he has a problem with it, he can tell me himself! [the TV channel then changes to show Don Bluth himself, staring silently at the Critic, who is surprised beyond belief] Don Bluth? [Bluth remains silent while the Critic becomes overjoyed] Oh, my God! I AM THE BIGGEST FAN EVER! Oh my God! Don Bluth's looking at me right now! "Secret of NIMH" is one of my favorite all-time movies! Holy sh*t! "American Tail", where he's just like, "I'll never find my parents!" Mother right there! Look to the f***ing left! "Land Before Time", oh my God! Before George Lucas was a swear word, that was, like, the most unbelievable thing! You're like, "I want a kick-ass movie about dinosaurs!" YOU ARE AMAZING! And what are you doing right now?

Don Bluth:
Just waiting. I want to see what you're gonna do.

Nostalgia Critic:
What? [Bluth resumes being silent and looking at the Critic] Oh, I see. Because I made fun of some of your work in the past, you're giving me the silent treatment, huh? Okay, all right. I'm not gonna be intimidated by a film giant like you. You gonna give me the silent treatment? I'm gonna give you the exact same thing back. [the Critic and Bluth stare silently at each other briefly, but then the Critic becomes nervous] Knock, knock. [Bluth remains silent] Oh, come on, it's the law. You have to say "Who's there?" [Bluth remains silent] Knock, knock. Who's there? Yugo. Yugo who? Yugo BYE-BYE! [changes the channel]