The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[re: Kix cereal] The funny thing is, Kix is the only cereal that tastes different, literally, with every single bite you take. It's like it gets worse and worse with every single nip. I'm not even joking. You could do a diagram on the natural progression of what every bite does to your taste buds. [the Critic eats some Kix cereal to demonstrate his point]

Nostalgia Critic:
The first bite demonstrates a tasty enjoyable experience that seems rather satisfying. Notice how the smile has deteriorated by fifty percent on the second bite, signifying less enjoyment out of the experience. The third bite clearly shows the mistake one feels having placed this product in their mouth. Surely part of the box must've worked its way onto the spoon. [the Critic looks disgusted and spits the cereal out] Clearly they've made a cereal out of packing peanuts. This mistake will not be made again.