The Nostalgia Critic2007

[Doug and Malcolm are dressed as office workers, standing around a water cooler]

Doug:
You know, a hard day's work doesn't call for water out of the cooler.

Malcolm:
What do you got there?

Doug:
I got me a nice bottle of Mountain Water. Cool, refreshing, big on taste, but also big on satisfaction. And what do you got there?

Malcolm:
I got pancreatic cancer. [Doug looks disgusted; the following message is shown: "45,220 people get pancreatic cancer a year. This message brought to you by the National BUZZKILL Institution of Canada."]