The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the Critic is watching a Count Chocula commercial, featuring a live Count Chocula, in which a young boy somehow turns into a monster, with only Count Chocula cereal to change him back]

Nostalgia Critic:
I don't even know what the commercial's about. It's a monster that wakes up, but when he's fed Count Chocula, he turns back into a kid... I-I WHO CARES? You can't take your eyes off that image of Robin Williams coming out of a Muppet's butt!

Count Chocula:
If you crave chocolate too...

Nostalgia Critic:
GAH! Turn away, turn it away! Burn it with acid!

Count Chocula:
Count Chocula satisfies your chocolate monster... in no time flat! The monstrously good part of a complete breakfast. Count Chocula can satisfy the chocolate monster in you!

Nostalgia Critic:
You stay the f*** away from my chocolate monster!